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Okay, I’m walking a fine line here. Yesterday I ate a cold cut turkey sandwich. What was I thinking? Can I claim temporary insanity?

Throughout my previous pregnancy and this one I have avoided all cold cuts. If I were presented with a cold cut sandwich, I would warm it up to the point of steaming (which is what you’re supposed to do). I knew that Listeria could be a dangerous illness, but for some insane reason, I had that dreaded (but delicious) turkey sandwich yesterday. When I regained my sanity and realized what I had done I consulted Dr. Google and searched:

Listeria and cold cuts
Listeria and deli turkey meats
Listeria and pregnancy
Listeria and 34 weeks pregnant

I immediately regretted it. From what I read, I could have possibly committed suicide and murdered my unborn child… with a deli sandwich. I am stressing out, I think my husband is ready to suspend all Internet privileges for the rest of my life, and I think I’m a hypochondriac because I haven’t been feeling too great today.

Oh, and did I mention that my hubby teases me by singing “Listeria… bacteria….” to the tune of Hysteria by Def Leppard? Yeah… real funny.

So, there it is. I hate myself. I’m freaking out, and I could use a hug right now. Did you eat anything off of the “Pregnancy No-No” list while you were preggers? If so, please regale me with all of the details, so I don’t feel so crappy (as long as your story has a happy ending).

P.S. I recently went out with a group of girlfriends, and one of them had mentioned how “Dr. Google” could be a dangerous thing. I never heard the term Dr. Google before, and I thought it was brilliant. However, here I am, just a week later and I succumbed to the lures of my in house “doctor”, and now I’m suffering the dire consequences of the “knowledge” Dr. Google bestowed upon me.



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Jennifer Bly
Author of My Kitchen, My Classroom: An Introduction to Homeschool and creator of The Deliberate Mom. Jennifer writes about parenting, homeschooling, her faith, and life with her husband and two girls. Jennifer has a Bachelor of Applied Human Service Administration Degree with a specialization in Early Learning in Child Care.



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